Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
Alastor
Why are women like KFC?
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off? Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”