Well, it appears in my absence I have been replaced, so I shall go back on my temporary leave and will return sometime in the near future to take back my name. Best of luck chums! I bid you adieu!
Alastor
Dearly beloved!
For your entertainment,
It's my pleasure to introduce to you hell's latest arrival…
The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air!
The internet is a horrible place!
And I’m here to make it worse.
You’re the reason why I smile…
Because you’re such a joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H--AOPAqxN0
