Adolf Nigler

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?

Cosmic Brownies.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.

If her internal clock can tock she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick she can sit on my dick.