Adolf Nigler

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!

What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?

Cosmic Brownies.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."