Adolf Nigler

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto!

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.