If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Adolf Nigler
HowsItJoe'n guys!
These are the best posts on the site.
-Adolf
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto!
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.