Adolf Nigler

HowsItJoe'n guys! These are the best posts on the site. -Adolf

Registered on 5/12/2024 · 5 followers · Last active 12 days ago

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

People will bet on everything... ...I mean nothing.

A screenshot of a prediction market titled "Nothing Ever Happens: May." The market rules state that it will resolve to "No" if Russia and Ukraine agree to a ceasefire, the next Pope is Black, the Fed cuts rates, India invades Pakistan, or Israel or the US take military action against Iran. Otherwise, it will resolve to "Yes."

How it feels dealing with women...

A child is about to kiss a cactus.

The image is a side-by-side comparison featuring two images of a bald man, presumably Hank from Breaking Bad. On the left, the man is smiling, and text above reads "$40 Item Free Shipping." On the right, the man is frowning, and the text above reads "$35 Item $5 Shipping."

The image shows two objects. The left object is a sound machine with a pair of glasses in front. The text reads "White Noise Machine". The right object is a smoke detector with the battery exposed. The text reads "Black Noise Machine".

The meme shows two images side by side of former US president Donald Trump. The first image is labeled "My new in-ground pool" and shows Trump smiling in front of the American flag. The second image is labeled "Digging my new in-ground pool" and shows Trump with a furrowed brow, also in front of the American flag.

A screenshot of a Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions with the question "Can someone young groom someone older than them?" The post includes examples such as a 15 year old grooming a 17 year old, or a 20 year old grooming a 25 year old.

A screenshot of a social media exchange under the question "US recession in 2025?" One user accuses Trump of being a traitor, another asks why they haven't made any bets. The user replies that they are from North Korea where gambling is forbidden. Another user then says that because of that user's comment about their "supreme leader", the user will be executed.

aight I gochu heres da recolered image

In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Netflix be like:

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

I know everyone already knows, but this is for the doubters.

The image shows four joke comments. First, a joke about how rappers stay clean, which is by dropping soap bars. The second comment says that the commenter would roast BlessedBrian, but life already did a thorough job. The third comment asks why a rapper became a chef. The punchline is: to cook up fire bars! The last comment asks what you call a rapper who works at the bank, and the answer is Lil Teller.

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

Elon Musk taking a selfie with his phone. The phone displays a photo of him.

The image is a collage showing a car cartoon slamming on its breaks, Elon Musk doing a nazi salute next to a stop sign, and cartoon running children. The car cartoon also features the text "BBBBRAAAKKKKKEEE!"

Solve world hunger: $10 My paycheck: $10 US Government:

The meme text "Solve world hunger: $10. My paycheck: $10. US Government:" is overlaid on a photo of a person in a suit playing a keyboard.

The image is divided into two sections. The left side is labeled "21 Pilots" and features four different images of the band Twenty One Pilots. The right side is labeled "2001 Pilots" and shows the World Trade Center on fire after the 9/11 attacks.

When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:

The image shows the video game "Crazy Miners".