Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Adolf Nigler
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Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Whats the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!