What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Say "urine egger" 5 times fast.
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
Whats the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
If you've spent less time inside your mother that you father has, you just might be from Alabama!