Adolf Nigler
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-Adolf
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!