Adolf Nigler

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!