Adolf Nigler

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tu.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"