Adolf Nigler
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call it when a bunch a guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgang-bang.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!