Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Adolf Nigler
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These are the best posts on the site.
-Adolf
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto!
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com