⯎Mia⯎

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they actually come back.

Worst joke ever: me and my user.

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

The F in orphan stands for family