I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me
Whats the difference between A pile of dead babies, and a ferrari... I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
