What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both like oil
What the difference with you and a Barbie there is no difference both of your face is fake
Do you wanna eat make up cause ur not pretty in the inside
Ur so ugly when you put makeup on it makes you look like a clown
What do you call a white men that’s blind Asian eyes
What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
What do you call an autistic black man with a Rifle? Black ops
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
So one time I was with my girlfriend crazy right but we were doing a tictok eye fallow challenge and she pulled up a pick of where Stacy for in to the spider verse and I look some were I shouldn’t and she smacked me and I changed to the rock and you know where she looked wtf right in the no no square and since she was a girl all I could do was sit back and watch
What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken) did anyone laugh at that or?? Augh i guess im alone
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef (meal out of cow legs)
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
