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What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
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