How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa? Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “FaDiNg”
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs don’t make a white
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now? When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q; What do you call an rich aisan A: dr
Your momma so old she has been a waitress at the last supper
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
