Q: Why cant you tell 911 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Stop making 911 jokes they don't land so well.
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
You know what they say about 911 jokes
The second one never lands as good as the first one
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
Why are Americans so bad at chess Because they have already lost 2 towers
Who are the fastest readers 911, they went through 110 story’s in 8 seconds
Why where the people in 911 devastated They ordered extra flavoured pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Every 911 joke isn't that good Well atleast not until they come crashing down
I shouted jenga in class to day We were watching clips of 911
I would tell a 911 joke but it would probably crash and burn.
i don't really understand 911 jokes but they eventually hit me like a plane
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
