666 jokes

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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Yes (DYM 66).

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

So 666-3629, so get it?

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