666 jokes
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
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Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."