My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
30s Jokes
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
