2011 jokes
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Community talk
What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.