1940 jokes

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.