1940 jokes
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.