1940 jokes

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.