007 jokes

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

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What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.