You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
