Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Rape

  • The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

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  • Sex toy

  • You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

    Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

  • 1
  • Orphan

  • I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

    The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

    Chandelier

  • What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?

    One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.

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  • Jesus

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

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  • Suicide

  • One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

    They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

  • 1
  • Mama

  • Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.