Worst Jokes Ever
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!