Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
Gwen
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
What did the window say to the door?
What are you squeaking about, I'm the one with the panes!
Get it?
Q: I often times think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 eight 9 ( Classic)
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock in the eye so bad!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
Dum bass
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.