What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
Gwen
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
What starts with ''P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post officE
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
get it?
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long though sea.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
What did the Antlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? Nothing it just waved.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A Small Medium at Large.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.