What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Gwen
This website is a joke.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
(Classic)
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
(classic)
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
dAmM
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?