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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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Thanks. I thought of that one while staring at my clock!

lol,I like all of your jokes,How do you come up with all of these amazing jokes

Thanks. I did a couple from books, and some I thought of while I was cleaning the kitchen, or just trying yo wrack my brain for jokes, but what really works most is thinking of something and trying to make a joke about it. Warning, Don't Think Too Hard If You Want To Try Because The Last Few Times I Fell Asleep Cuz I Thought Too Hard!!!

Happens sometimes gwen

ah don't say that about your self

don't say anything about your name either