What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇
Daniel King
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
The ketchup.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle 🦅
What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do turtles 🐢 use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What does Mrs Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin kids.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
What do ghosts put on their bagels?
Scream Cheese! 🧀😱
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger 🍔?
Thank a Roo.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!