What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Daniel King
Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?
A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂