What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Daniel King
What is the opposite of salt water đź’¦?
Pepper water đź’¦.
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.
Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.