What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Daniel King
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat. 🦇😂
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy ?
Vitamin Sea.
How does a penguin 🐧 build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
Why is a moon 🌕 rock tastier than an earth 🌍 rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why are frogs 🐸 good at basketball 🏀?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
What do you call a dog 🐶 that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.