Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Daniel King
Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
What do you call a rude cow 🐮?
Beef jerky!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What do fish 🐟 take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
What do you call a rude cow 🐮?
Beef jerky.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Why are cats 🐈 good at video games!
Because they have nine lives!
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small fry!
Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?