knock knock whose there ruff ruff ruff ruff who let the dogs out
Anonymous
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times
What happens if you tell a mathematician that you are worried because you have 1 in 3 (33.33%) chance of being raped?
They will tell you that if a rapist attempts to rape you three times in a row the chance of NOT being raped equals
(2/3) * (2/3) * (2/3) = 29.63%.
So your probability of being raped at least once is
100 - 29.63 = 70.37%
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Parents.......
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
they can never do a home run
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!!
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
I once told an orphan his dad is spider man because he is far from home
fuck the liberals!!!!
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
why were the twin towers disappointed they asked for a pepperoni pizza and all the got was a plane