Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!