What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl
Atleast the moutain has 2 hill
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What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
what did one twin say to the other? watch out for the plane!
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 :answer aye matey