Zote jokes

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.