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Canada

reeeeboi · 7 years ago

Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada

Orphan

Anonymous · 6 years ago

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

Wish

MysteryGirl · 3 years ago

😶‍🌫️

The image is a four-panel meme. In the left panels, a man is crying. The first panel says, "Santa, I want a dragon." The second panel says, "Ok! I want a girlfriend." The right panels show Santa. In the first panel, he says, "Be realistic." In the second panel, he says, "Which colour dragon do you need?" Underneath the last panels, it says, "Forever alone" with a laughing emoji.

Orphan

unrealnoodles · 7 years ago

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

Orphanage

A Person With Parents · 3 years ago

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

Download

Lostin Flowers · 4 years ago

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Hawaii

mommy uwu · 3 years ago

I aM dUh GoOdEsT jOkeR

The image is split into two frames. The top frame is labeled "HAWAII EXPECTATIONS" and shows animated characters, one is a muscular male with dark tattoos holding a staff, the other is a slim woman in a skirt holding a paddle. The bottom frame is labeled "HAWAII REALITY" and shows the same two characters, with the roles reversed. The female is now muscular, and the male is slimmer. Text is on the image and an username: @inline5.

School

GG Miller · 2 years ago

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

Childhood

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A social media post featuring a photo of actor Benedict Cumberbatch. The text above the photo states: "Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that, as a child, he suffered with crippling constipation." Below the photo, a comment from the account "Pun_bible" reads: "No shit Sherlock."

Puppy

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The comic shows a person saying, "Boy, I'd sell my soul for a puppy." Then the person gets a puppy. Later the person is playing with the puppy, sitting with the puppy, and finally being chained in hell.

Bandit

Average_Ohion Nugget · 3 years ago

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Wait

Milli · 2 years ago

A skeleton sits on a bench, looking off into the distance with a text overlay that says "ME WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE."

Comparison

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

NAAAAA

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of rapper 6ix9ine, with his colorful hair and teeth, and a troll character from the movie Trolls, also with colorful hair, suggesting they look similar. The text says, "I knew 6ix9ine looked familiar. Bitch, don't ever disrespect Lady Glitter Sparkles like this again."

Bio

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image depicts a cartoon-like figure, Link, from the video game series "The Legend of Zelda", standing in what appears to be a science lab. The text "LINK IN BIO" is printed on top of the image.

Bandit

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Baby

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Hi

A close-up photo of a baby with a scrunched-up face, mouth open, and a determined expression, wrapped in a light-colored blanket against a light-wood background.

Trap

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a character reacting to different kinds of traps. The first panel shows a character looking at a venus flytrap and asking, "Why would a fly land on something like this?" The second panel shows the same character looking at a rat trap and saying, "Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap". The third panel shows the character looking at a bear trap and yelling "BEARS!! This is ridiculous!" The fourth panel shows the character looking at the Communist Manifesto book and happily saying, "Oooo free stuff". The book has portraits of Karl Marx and Frederick Engels.

Pokemon

HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago

The image shows three real-life animals that resemble Pokemon characters: A blue turtle with a water gun on its shell, a yellow rat with a backpack, and an orange lizard with a blowtorch attached to its back. The text on the image says, "Blursed irl pokemon".

Hell

Wade · 2 years ago

You can’t plan for everything

A comic book panel shows a man in a suit and mask looking alarmed with a gun in his hand. He is exclaiming, "How. How the hell was I supposed to plan for this?! Damned zombie Moon Knights!!!" In the background, two figures in capes can be seen.

Community talk

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