A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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If the grinch was an average white thotty b… girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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this is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

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Ignition of the bus engine

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Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .

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