Witches' Broom jokes
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
