Witch Broom jokes
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
