Witch Broom jokes

Witch

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

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  • Magic

    Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

    Me: What are Lucky Harms?

    Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

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  • Baby

    What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

    Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

    What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

    What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

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  • Community

    SHREK

    Written by

    William Steig & Ted Elliott

    SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more