Who's there

Who's There Jokes

Lion

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Lion 🦁.

Lion who?

Lion again, aren't you?

Sally

Why can't Sally swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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  • Sally

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

    Grim Reaper

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.

    Grim Reaper who?

    The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.