Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!