Wemon jokes

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!