Wemon jokes

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.