Wemon jokes
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
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Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
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Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!