What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
