Verdun jokes

German

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

America

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

  • 3

    • Fortnite

    Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

    Gear

    The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.