Vance jokes

You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.