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How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
