ur mom is so fat buzz light year had to say to infinity to beyond to leave her house
ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
u wanna know the difference between a rake and ur mom the rake is actually useful
ur mom does not need the internet shes allredy world wide
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
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Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
ur hairline dates so far back like when your dad left
I would kiss ur lips but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know u know ππ
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
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Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost