Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
