ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door she was already at the back door
