Uh uh jokes
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or Iβm gonna..."
Vortex: "You'll do what?"
Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*
Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Like if you have a dad.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
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