Uh uh jokes

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."

Vortex: "You'll do what?"

Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"

*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*

Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."

Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!