Uglies jokes

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?