Uglies jokes

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.

They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!

You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.