Ubereats jokes

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.