Typewriter jokes
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
