Typewriter jokes

Mp5

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Reader

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Pencil

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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    how many years would it take a monkey in a typewriter to write Shakespeare?