Twomad jokes

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.