Turtle Soup jokes

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.

...... fuck the turtles...... THE END

What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.

I like turtles.

I like tortles.